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The Enchanted Intro
02:48
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You’ve rode through the land to see our merry band
Hope you know where you’re going.
There are no thieves or bears. Just one pounding snare.
Hope you know where you’re going.
I want it that way
You understand
The bass will pulsate
To hold your hand
Guitars now light your entry
We know you’ll enjoy your stay
Just remember if you’re lonely
There’s 8 people on the stage making less than minimum wage in this
BAND!!!!!!
You’ve rode through the land to see our merry band
Hope you know where you’re going.
Yes, our name is hard to say but we say it anyway
Hope you know where you’re going.
Your room is furnished
With sophisticated sound
Let your senses diminish
We’ll show you around
Cuz Hot Sax is forthcoming
(Sax Solo)
Just remember if you’re lonely
There’s 8 people on the stage making less than minimum wage in this
BAND!!!!!!
(Ride Through The Forest)
You’ve rode through the land to see our merry band
Hope you know where you’re going.
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2. |
80's Theme Song
03:49
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I had it there in front of me
I could feel it in my hands
It was there for me to grab
And I let it fade away
Sometimes you get a second chance
But you botch it up again
Some things just happen once
Some things don’t go as planned
But when everything goes wrong
My 80s theme song comes on
I met a beautiful woman
She looked me in the eye
Neither one of us made a move
We had to go our separate ways
We’re better off as acquaintances
Let’s not call it friends
Let it be circumstance
Friendships always end
But when everything goes wrong
My 80s theme song comes on
I lay in deep reflection
There’s nothing else to do
It’s so quiet in this room
That I’m the only one in the world
But when everything goes wrong
My 80s theme song comes on
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Nobody, nobody wants your homemade pornography Ralph
Because it’s weird and it’s just you and it has lousy production values
Ralph, you could do so much better
Go out and find a lady of the night
And you can hold the light while she does all the actions
And the reactions
And then you just might make some money off naked ladies
That’s right! There’s money to made off naked ladies
Cuz nobody, nobody wants your homemade pornography Ralph
Because it’s weird and it’s just you and it has poor production values
Ralph, you could do so much better
Cuz nobody, nobody wants your homemade pornography Ralph
Because it’s weird and it’s just you and frankly, I find it rather rude
Yes I do.
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4. |
I Can't Buy You
02:19
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I can buy a computer
I can buy an ice cream co-ho-hone
I can buy a scooter
I can buy anything I already own
But they one I thing I want most in life
Is for me to be your wife
And I cry cuz I can’t buy you
I can buy a Mustang
I can buy some curl cream for my hair
I can buy a boomerang
I can buy anything. I don’t really care.
But they one I thing I want most in life
Is for me to be your wife
And I cry cuz I can’t buy you
I don’t know how I got this heartache into me
But now it’s there and it was free
And I cry cuz I can’t buy you
I don’t know how I got this heartache into me
But now it’s there and it was free
I can buy a computer
But I think I’ll buy just an ice cream cone
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The sofa that nobody wants to see
He just sits in a little room tucked away in the corner at the Salvation Army
He’s white with a zig zag design like purple & black lightning
And all day and all night he wonders, how’s anybody gonna find me
Sofa, all faded from the sun
Sofa, not wanted by anyone
Sofa, marked down lower than he should be
Sofa, won’t you sit on me
Won’t you sit on me
The sofa that nobody wants to see
He’s got a little 70’s lamp, sits right next to him. Tries to keep him company
He dreams when he was clean and the kids would get up, sit down, and watch tv
But those days are long beside him, he’s lucky not to be on the street
Sofa, don’t put him outside
Sofa, these stains are too heavy to hide
Sofa, still kinda comfy
Sofa, won’t you sit on me
Won’t you sit on me
Sofa, all faded from the sun
Sofa, not wanted by anyone
Sofa, marked down lower than he should be
Sofa, won’t you sit on me.
La de de da da. La de de da da.
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6. |
Hands In Pockets
01:33
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I got my hands in my pockets
And my pockets in my pants
I got my pants on my skin
They fall off now and then
I got my hands in my pockets
Got my hands in my pockets
Got my hands in my pockets
In my pants
I got my hands in my pockets
And my pockets in my pants
I got my pants on my skin
They fall off now and then
I got my hands in my pockets
Got my hands in my pockets
Got my hands in my pockets
In my…
Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
Your pants have come off. Your
Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
I’ve had just enough of your
Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
Your pants have come off. Your
Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
I got my hands in my pockets
And my pockets in my pants
I got my pants on my skin
They fall off now and then
I got my hands in my pockets
Got my hands in my pockets
Got my hands in my pockets
In my pants
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7. |
Save Laura
01:56
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They call it a hotel
But it’s residential
It’s usually chill
But this was Saturday night
Someone took a bite
Out of someone else’s flesh
And now I see that there is only one thing for me to do
Save Laura
Working on that crossword puzzle
Save Laura
I went to check on all the rest
Save Laura
When I came back, she was nowhere to be found
Laura is a vampire now
Josh had a cold
And he was told
For a stuffy nose
You use lots of garlic
It made him less sick
But the solution was a myth
He wasn’t spared by those vampires as bats flying in the air
I can’t believe that Barry survived this whole thing.
He’s got a beard. Is he a werewolf or is he a stylish man?
Save Laura
Working on that crossword puzzle
Save Laura
I went to check on all the rest
Save Laura
When I came back, she was nowhere to be found
Save Laura
There’s some twilight antics going down
Save Laura
Maybe she went to get help in the town.
No! Laura is a vampire now
Laura is biting my neck now
Laura is sucking my blood now
Laura has made me a vampire now.
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8. |
Shem Has Doubts
02:59
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I need less action. More satisfaction is what I need
Still regretting the beginning. The part I saw there I missed indeed
And there’s no one here to talk about these things
Some common sense is what I believe
My brain is gone. My nerves are shot. Who needs nerves to see?
I throw a dart. Forgot the 50 point mark was me.
And when it’s done, it’ll be done the same old way
I pound my fist in my bag of oats I lay
And all the animals are wondering when they gonna get off this ship
God is a joke they say with a big shush tied upon his lip
Ahhh-ahh
Fall around in Pepsi cans. I’m all cutup. I’m a cutup.
I’m cuttin’ it up. I’m cuttin’ a rug. I’m cuttin’ the cheese. I’m cuttin’ the grass.
I’m cuttin’ a slug in half.
I’m waiting to see if it grows back.
And all the animals are wondering when they gonna get off this ship
God is a joke they say with a big shush tied upon his lip
Ahhh-ahh
I’m unhappy
Ahhh-ahh
And I’m hungry
Ahhh-ahh
And Ham likes my wife
And all the animals are wondering when they gonna get off this ship
God is a joke they say with a big shush tied upon his lip
Ahhh-ahh
Pop says the animals are lying
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9. |
Ariel Take It Away
03:59
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La la la…
At the Hamburg Zoo
There in Arctic Cove
A living breathing mermaid
Swims alone
Forced to sing Adele
“Rolling in the Deep”
Cries to herself
When you sleep
Hiding just inside a cave
She waits until she gets the wave
Then Ariel takes it away
Ariel is not her name
But as Lisa she don’t get paid
So Ariel take it away
Ariel, sing one today.
La la la…
They wanna make her mate
With a manatee
She cannot relate
Manatees are ugly
They give her old fish scraps
It’s not what she eats
It’s like giving a man
Man meat
Hiding just inside a cave
She waits until she gets the wave
Then Ariel takes it away
Ariel is not her name
But as Lisa she don’t get paid
So Ariel take it away
Ariel, sing one today.
La la la…
Belting out Disney classics
On top of a rock
On Saturdays, it’s cabaret favorites
And 2 and 4 o’ clock
The zoo set up a cam
Come catch a sneak peak
Put on Instagram
Hashtag freak
She’s not an animal
Or is she?
That’s the subject of
Her documentary
Hiding just inside a cave
She waits until she gets the wave
Then Ariel takes it away
Ariel is not her name
But as Lisa she don’t get paid
So Ariel take it away
Ariel, sing one today.
La la la…
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10. |
Merry Christmas x8
03:51
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We wish you a merry Christmas from all of us to all of you
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Happy New Year
We went outside to do some shopping
Left the record on the record player playin’
We want a merry Christmas
But it’s Sammy Davis once again
Merry Christmas
When the needle drops, the music doesn’t stop
Merry Christmas
When the needle drops, Sammy Davis doesn’t stop
We don’t want to go to Las Vegas circa 1963
No casinos, no casinos, no casinos, (jackpot sound)
I’m writing to Jolly Old Saint Nick
I’m walking in a winter wonderland
We want a merry Christmas
But it’s Sammy Davis once again
Joy to the World!
When the needle drops, the music doesn’t stop
All the Boys & Girls!
When the needle drops, Sammy Davis doesn’t stop
When the needle drops, Sammy Davis doesn’t stop
It’s been a long time since I’ve heard silence
Sammy & his kids choir in my head
Wishing me seasons greetings in every way there is to say it
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it ho-ho-ho!
It’s the perfect time to build a snowman
We want a merry Christmas
But it’s Sammy Davis once again
Let’s all go caroling!
It’s a very merry distraction
We want a merry Christmas
But it’s Sammy Davis once again
Put up lights around the apartment
Buy a stocking stuffer for a friend
We want a merry Christmas
But it’s Sammy Davis once again
We three kings of orient are
God rest ye merry gentlemen
We want a merry Christmas
But it’s Sammy Davis once again
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11. |
In The Dark
03:12
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After working all day, I needed to take off some stress
I put in my Craigslist ad that I want to go out
And you sent me a pic and a note and I was so pleased
You said a boy and girl have the very same mouth
We could be so happy. Come on everyone, let’s go down to the park
I don’t know. You just blow. And nobody will see us now in the dark
We just went straight down through the trees. Chit chat we skip.
In this circumstance, it did not matter who
And I could feel the weight of the world smothered on your lips
I got behind you telling me your problems too
We could be so happy. Come on everyone, let’s go down to the park
I don’t know. You just blow. And nobody will see us now in the dark
In the dark, you can blow all your cares away
Just remember that you’re not gay
Either way it’s ok!
I want you. Yes I want you to cum on me face
If you promise you don’t have Aids or any other disease. Nahhh!!
We could be so happy. Come on everyone, let’s go down to the park
I don’t know. You just blow. And nobody will see us now in the dark
Nobody will see us now in the dark
Nobody will see you go, no.
Nobody will see you blow, no.
Nobody will see us now in the dark
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The sound
Instruments play themselves
Old town
Corrupted by elves
Sit down
Wish we were somewhere else
Than a boat inside the mouth of a whale
It’s a frightening vision of Hell
Everytime we touch an angel explodes
What a room of nightmares this is
I never will go home
Passion is hot
Batteries in a case
Maybe not
By the look on your face
I forgot
That there is no escape
On top of elephants on elephants
Imagine walking and wandering through all the wonders of the world at once
It’s glorious but overwhelming. It’s exhausting and neither of us had lunch
Bad choice
Sorry I got us lost
So moist
All things covered in moss
Old toys
With faces like Faust
Spinning on a carousel
It’s a frightening vision of Hell
Everytime we touch an angel explodes
What a room of nightmares this is
I never will go home
I dreamed
That I was alive
So sweet
That I cried and I cried
And I
Would like to go back sometime
But there’s no chance in
a frightening vision of Hell
Everytime we touch an angel explodes
What a room of nightmares this is
I never will go home
Two eagles fighting a bear
What are they doing there?
What a room of nightmares this is
I never will go home
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13. |
Honolulu
03:17
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Awake and see the white ceiling
She’s still snoring. It’s another morning
I go downstairs. The dog has stained the carpet once again
I never wanted him. My daughter turned 10.
Step on an old Lego. That stupid son
I hate myself and I hate everyone
Honolulu would be much more fun. I’d
Surf on the waves of Waimanalo Beach
Sippin’ on a mai tai by the pool at the Aqua Skyline
Losing my mind
There is no doubt. The lawn looks shitty from the drought
Dear God, shut your mouth. I don’t know what you’re talking about
I don’t care. I can’t spend anymore time here in Kohls
I’ll be in the car thinking bout driving far.
Kids broke the garbage disposal. That’s more money
I hate myself and my whole family
Honolulu is the place for me. I’d
Surf on the waves of Waimanalo Beach
Fucking in every hole. Sharing straws on a Scorpion bowl
Life’s taken it’s toll
Bring on the fire
Bring on the fire
Bring on the fire
To light that way to Waikiki
Bring on the fire
Bring on the fire
Bring on the fire
To light the way to God
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VGNP incorporates funk, pop, rock, and humor into its own brand of theatrical indie rock, often sited as a modern day Talking Heads or B52s. The group puts on a high energy show and are known for their unique comedic music videos. VGNP is from Oakland and is the brainchild of filmmaker/musician Vincent Gargiulo. Their latest EP, The Natural World, came out in April 2023! ... more
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